Gentlemen.....Behold!

Ok, so yeah. Lots of changes to my life, along with the quick death of "Anatomy of a Liverstealer" have led to the resurrection of the site in it's current form. Yes I said resurrection. No water to wine or virgin births here folks. Not the droids you're looking for....move on.
Anyways, Florida. Yeah! I work at Animal Kingdom. How fucking random right? I wear khaki shorts, a red shirt and a khaki vest and I wander the park talking to people (mostly kids) about animals and what they can do to help make our planet the best place it can be. It rocks my world. So much fun. I'm like the only guy on my team. Weird? Yes. Enviable? Most certainly. Now I started this whole thing kinda hating women. Hate is such a strong word though. Maybe I better go with "I had great distrust for the vast majority of females." But maybe the batch of ladies at UIUC were just not ready to come out of the oven yet. I work with some cool chickas. Not sure if I'm up for the whole dating thing just yet, but hangin' out with the girls is a lot of fun. Weird how few female friends I had in college and now practically all my friends are girls.
In other news, I'm glad I don't work at a hospital anymore. That crap was depressing as hell. I've had enough of CPR and dealing with crack addicts and body bags. Now I get to teach people and make magic for kids by showing them the world. Needless to say, I'm really happy. Happy with my friends, happy with my job and what I'm doing...happy with my life. It's a great change of pace and it's a world of difference of where I was at a little over a year ago. I've applied to med school and we'll see what happens. No real expectations and I don't really care. I do however really want to get into grad school for evolutionary biology, specializing in dinosaurs. We'll see where that goes, but who knows where I'll end up next.