thanks for shopping

A new Wal-mart has opened about 2 blocks from where an old one stands. The old one is abandoned, but still, WTF? What's the friggin' point? Here's the plan: I get a bunch of people to eat stench inducing food. I'm talking chili, cornbeef and cabbage, corn on the cob, maybe even raw broccoli. Then we all take some laxatives and head to wal-mart. Once inside, we make our way to the restrooms and if possible we resort to chemical warfare. Remember silent but deadly, just don't crap your pants. When we get to the restroom, we all do what one does in the restroom, we just forget to flush. Better yet, we use so much toilet paper that all the toilets clog. Oh and courtesy flush? I think not. Now you might ask, "what's the point of all this?" I'd reply, there is no point, but when you can stick it to the man WHILE christening a new wal-mart with solid chunks of methane, everybody wins.