Harambe School

1. Invertebrates are the little things that run the world.
Meaningful friendships and relationships with others run the world.

2. Choose your pets wisely.
Choose your friends, girlfriends (or boyfriends) wisely.

3. Monkeys have tails, apes do not.
Real friends will stick with you forever, poseur friends will forget about you and leave you for dead.

4. Take only pictures and leave only footprints.
Take into account people's feelings and leave behind a good impression.

5. Safety is #1, Poop is #2
Respect is number #1, honesty is #2.