So I've mentioned earlier that I got the 20th anniversary Optimus Prime. I figure you gotta reward yourself for all the hard work every once in a while and well, this was my reward to myself. Remember how the Optimus figure from the 80s kinda didn't look all that much like who we saw on the cartoon? Forget all that for the new figure, and multiply the size of the thing by 3. The sucker is fucking huge and hella difficult to transform. The box says that this toy is for ages 5+. Now I'm 22 and in college studying a hard subject. Granted, I'm on probation, but it took me AN HOUR to fully get this guy into 18-wheels of justice form.
HOW THE FUCK IS A 5 YEAR OLD GOING TO FIGURE THIS STUFF OUT?
But I digress. The guy is really snazzy lookin'. Most of you (does anyone read this shit?) probably think I wasted my money (but hey I got it for $30...retails for $80) and that I'm a total loser for still buying action figures at the ripe age of 22, but to that I offer the possibility of the greatest battle of our time:
Optimus vs. Skeletor vs. Stay Puft vs. Master Chief vs. Alien vs. the Empire or OVSVSVMCVAVE for short.
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